Remember , Clean Fight , Leave The Inlaws Out of It .
Now Go To Your Corners And come Out Swinging !
DING DING DING
My Wife rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,
well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to Her car, looked up at Her , and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY
!!!"
So, She looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"
And then the fight started.....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive...
so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'
And then the fight started....
DING DING DING
Break it UP !!
WOW , Well Guys This Round is awarded to the Ladies By Unanimous Vote , The Husbands are reeling and it may be a close battle for Round 3
Stop In Soon For
ROUND 3 Of:
AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED !!!
Would someone get that man a ice pack and clean up this mess , sheesh she killed him that time !
7 comments:
those are funny really, where are you finding all of these?
They are a collection from various places . some i have made up others ive heard .
Did you see the "funny" I left you in your previous post?
Yes I did
Ahh Haaa! I was wondering how you found my blog.. now I know! Karen Deborah! Anyway, thanks for visiting, hope my cussing didn't faze you too much! *smiles*
Oh, my I cant stop laughing... But I have a question, Why do we have to leave the In-Laws out of it???? My ex Mother-out-Law started most of it???? Can we have a round with just the mother-in-laws and the spouses???? PLEASE....but your corner's weight limit is going to have to go up because I know alot of people that would give their left titter/nutter to knock their mother-out-law just once....
Ok, I'll even clean up the mess....
Hmmmmmmm coffeeman will have to consider this
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