Friday, December 5, 2008

I was emailed this by a friend recently , well an exfriend now ! LOL

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A loaf of bread
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.''

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk as to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: ''Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?''

The drunk replied,

''Cause you're ugly.''

I would like to extend a welcome to any who are stopping by from

If you have not been there yet by all means stop by and say hello to her , she needs all the help she can get BELIEVE ME !! lol