Tuesday, January 22, 2008

My New Doctor ( I Love This Guy )

I am so excited , I have finally found a doctor I can relate to. He thinks like I do and I believe I will be able to follow his Medical Advice to the letter.

I know !! I Know !! There has to be a catch right?

Well you read through the advice he gave me and tell me how this is a bad thing !!

My Question :
I've heard that Cardiovascular Exercise can prolong life , Is that true ?

His Answer :

Your Heart is only good for so many beats , and that's it ! Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer, that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving faster !

Want to live longer ??? Take A Nap !!

My Question :
Are There ANY advantages in participating in a regular exercise program ?

His Answer :

Cant think of a single one !! My philosophy is .... NO PAIN ? .... GOOD!!

My Question :
How Can I Calculate my Body Fat ?

His Answer :

Well, If you have (1 ) Body and you have fat, That's a ratio of ( 1 ) to ( 1 )
If you have two body's and you have fat its ( 2 ) to ( 1 )

Simple See !!!


You may not like my opinion , but I don't care !! Its my sandbox and I'll Pee in it if I want to !

Thursday, January 10, 2008

The Meanest Mom On The Planet ( I love it )

This Material Was Found On AP News Filed Under Weird News

The Following Was Something I Read Yesterday and Would Like To Honor This Woman For Her Common Sense and Willingness To Stand On Her Principles.

The Material Read As Follows:

"" After Finding Alcohol In Her Sons Car , Jane Hambleton , Decided To Sell The Car And Share Her 19 Yr Olds Misdeed With Everyone By Placing An Ad In The Newspaper. ""

"" OLDS 1999 Intrigue""

Totally Uncool Parents Who Obviously Don't Love Their Teenage Son , Selling His Car.
Only Driven 3 Weeks Before Snooping Mom Who Needs To Get A Life Found Booze Under Front Seat. $ 3,700.00 / OBO
Call Meanest Mom On The Planet """

Apparently The Son Claimed That The Booze Was Left By A Passenger, And Mom Believes Him But Has Decided Mercy Was Not Called For Since Her Rules Had Been NO BOOZE In The Car, And KEEP IT LOCKED.

Mrs Hambleton !!

We At The CoffeeShop Proudly


You May Not Like My Opinion, But I Dont Care !! Its My SandBox And I'll Pee In It If I Want To !!