Saturday, October 27, 2007

Mens Rules To Live By For The Ladies

I cannot take credit for writing this material , but as a Man I find it to be very true. I hope that all the women out there get there own personal copy ! Feel free to copy this and give it to your wife !

Finally, The guys side of the story. We always hear the RULES from the female side. NOW we get the mans side of the story !!

Please note LADIES these are ALL numbered # 1 on PURPOSE !!

# 1 Men are NOT mind readers !
# 1 Learn to work the Toilet Seat FOR YOURSELF. If its up put it down .
( subsection )You don't hear us whining about YOU leaving it down !!
# 1 Sunday Sports is like the full moon and changing tides !! LEAVE IT ALONE !!
# 1 Crying is BLACKMAIL ! Don't do it.
# 1 Ask for what you WANT !! Follow me here !!
( subsection ) Subtle hints don't work
( subsection ) Strong hints don't work
( subsection ) Obvious hints don't work !
# 1 YES and NO are perfectly good answers to almost every question !!
# 1 Come to us with a problem ONLY IF YOU WANT TO SOLVE IT !! If you want sympathy that's what girlfriends are for !
# 1 Anything we said 6 months ago is NOT admissible in an argument !!
# 1 If you think you are FAT , You probably ARE ! Don't Ask !
# 1 If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry,
We meant the OTHER one!
# 1 You can either ASK us to do something , or TELL us HOW you want it done , NOT BOTH !
# 1 Whenever possible Please say what you want during Time Outs or Commercials.
# 1 IF IT ITCHES WE WILL SCRATCH IT !! Leave it alone !!
# 1 If we ask whats wrong and you say " Nothing " we will believe you , we know your lying but its less painful that way !
# 1 If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
# 1 When we go out , ANYTHING you wear IS FINE !! REALLY !!
# 1 Don't ask us what we are thinking about !! ( see rule #1 two places above )
( subsection ) YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES !
# 1 I Am in shape ROUND IS a SHAPE !

You may not like my opinion, But I dont care ! Its my sandbox and i'll pee in it if I want to !