I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A loaf of bread
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.''
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk as to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: ''Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?''
The drunk replied,
''Cause you're ugly.''
I would like to extend a welcome to any who are stopping by from www.themilkmanswife.blogspot.com
If you have not been there yet by all means stop by and say hello to her , she needs all the help she can get BELIEVE ME !! lol
5 comments:
You are IN DEEP man!! LOL
Good morning, Why yes I did pop ove from TMMW. I think we need more photos of her as well. I will have to nag her bout that. SO, is she a waitress? Or is every woman there married to a Milk man? Great page I was laughing reading your posts. The Bail out? Absoulutley! I agree. Have a Merry Christmans, nice to "meet" you.
Thanks , for stopping by , no she is only a waitress here . LOL and a crabby one at that ! remember FLO on one day at a time ? well there ya have it
crabby huh!! *licks tip of pencil and writes note to self*
LMAO!!!
This is sooooooooooooo goooooood!
I found the Milkman's Wife and Coffee Man all in one fell swoop... adding you both to my blog faves.
I'm 61 and when I was school-age had to walk almost a mile to ... anywhere in blizzards. And if it wasn't blizzarding it was raining cats, dogs, hogs, and any other livestock that the wind would pick up. (Okay, maybe I have exaggerated a little) LOL you all made my day!!!
Thanks for posting with Mikey, I followed links to here. Glad I did.
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