Thursday, February 4, 2010

Budweiser Offers NEW Diet Beer !!!

The CoffeeMan Can Officially Die A Happy Man . His Wildest Dreams Have Been Realized . Right Along With The Epic Inventions Of The Thong And Viagra !!

The Beer making Rulers Of The World Have seen It In There Infinite Wisdom To Make A Beer Especially For Guys Like Me !

I Think I Have Bro-mance Going Here .

*wipes tear from my eye *

This Is A day To Be Remembered Into The Vastness Of the History Books :

Read About It here !


With mountains of deep-fried chicken wings and enough guacamole to turn you green, the Super Bowl is the day when diets die a cholesterol-choked death.

But while your waist may balloon, who says you need to sport a matching beer belly too? This week marks the release of
Anheuser-Busch's Select 55, a light beer that's barely more caloric -- and flavorful -- than water.

Clocking in at a slender 55 calories and 1.9 grams of carb's per 12-ounce bottle, Select is the self-professed "world's lightest beer," a statement that's as enticing as "the world's tastiest rice cake."


WELL FOLKS !! The Week has turned around and the sky is blue the birds are chirping and the Coffeemans Life has become worth Living .

Seeeeeeeeeeeeee Ya at the Beer barn !!

2 comments:

Tina Marie the Willow Witch said...

WHAT?????? A Bro-mance...
Good Grief, who unlocked the door and let you out?

I guess if I was the candle lady I'd get sick of listening to you too, and unleash you on the rest of the poor population....

It's beer, grain pee in a cup...
Munch on some oats and barley and you could make your own, never have to leave the house!

Ps about time you posted something....

Karen Deborah said...

you are so funny. Think maybe you should change that new word to brew-mance. Wouldn't want to givthe wrong impression--you know bro-brother---just sayin...