Its the very thing that is the answer to all mens prayers !
I was in the outer Most reagions of southern mongolia , chasing after the elusive Brown horned "Jiggity Jog " and as i cut through the dense underbrush .............
THERE IT WAS !
I Chased it many miles , befor setting the ultimate trap and finally it is
MINE !
MINE I TELL YOU ....
ALL MINE !!
( hysterical evil laugh )
Well u wanna see it ? Its in the box you see before you here !
Please ask all children to leave the room !!
And By all means ask ALL husbands to enter the room !!
As we pry open the crate the elusive item is brought to the open for all men to see and be amazed and lust for so readly !
Please contain yourselves gentlemen , im sure in time your wives will gladly make sure your dreams are answered by providing you with THIS your hearts desire !!
( drum roll )
BE STILL MY HEART !!
YES MEN IT IS FINALLY AVAILABLE
PLACE YOUR ORDERS TODAY !!
1 comment:
you are hysterical! you know a wife remote is the next great invention.
we are near Jackson.
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