What is " OLD " ?

I had someone recently say i was an OLD man ! Do You Believe that , just cause im a Grandpa now im old sheessssssssssh ! So I decided to attack the Old concept . This is a little of what i've found . PLEASE feel free to add to the list !



( 1 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, " Pick one Baby ; There is NO WAY I can't do both" !

( 2 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

( 3 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door and starts the coffeepot !

( 4 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN..
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face and adds 12" to your waist line!

( 5 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. ( See # 1 )

( 6 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
The only Speed in your life gets You cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police !

( 7 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN. ..
"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today!

( 8 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot!

( 9 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom!

( 10 ) 'OLD IS WHEN" ...
" Daily Execise" means watching hot girls doing aerobics on tv ! ( see # 3 )

( 11 ) 'OLD IS WHEN'...

Stuff hurts this morning that didnt hurt yesterday !

( 12 ) 'OLD IS WHEN'...

Your Glad its hurtin , cause ya know its sill WORKING !

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( 13 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN..
You really dont think the above Jokes are Funny !