People Under 30 Are SPOILED Nowadays !!

If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning..... Uphill.....barefoot....... .....BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of fifty , I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a darn utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the darn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!! Do you even KNOW what a card cataloge IS ? There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter, with a pen! Thats correct PEN AND " GASP " PAPER !!
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our butts! Nowhere was safe!

There were no MP3' s or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself and pray to god your parents or friends parents didnt find out ! " see previous comment " Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! Or right in the middle your mom would yell " Would You Like Lunch ? " Lost more Good Ted Nugent Stuff That way ! There were no CD players! We had 8 track tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone - cause that's how we rolled, dig?

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! Our call waiting was if mom had the phone your sorry butt WAITED !! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister! And cell phones ?? Crap that was just a fantasy on StarTrek !!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the PinBall Machine ! With lights and sounds and cost 25 cents to play . You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were nomultiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died!
Just like LIFE!

You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your butt and walk over to the TV to change the channel! IMAGINE THAT !! NO REMOTE ! There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!
And God Forbid The President was on ! He would take up all 4 Channels !

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove ... imagine that! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or before!


Regards,The over 30 Crowd


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What is " OLD " ?

I had someone recently say i was an OLD man ! Do You Believe that , just cause im a Grandpa now im old sheessssssssssh ! So I decided to attack the Old concept . This is a little of what i've found . PLEASE feel free to add to the list !



( 1 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, " Pick one Baby ; There is NO WAY I can't do both" !

( 2 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

( 3 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door and starts the coffeepot !

( 4 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN..
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face and adds 12" to your waist line!

( 5 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. ( See # 1 )

( 6 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
The only Speed in your life gets You cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police !

( 7 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN. ..
"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today!

( 8 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot!

( 9 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN...
An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom!

( 10 ) 'OLD IS WHEN" ...
" Daily Execise" means watching hot girls doing aerobics on tv ! ( see # 3 )

( 11 ) 'OLD IS WHEN'...

Stuff hurts this morning that didnt hurt yesterday !

( 12 ) 'OLD IS WHEN'...

Your Glad its hurtin , cause ya know its sill WORKING !

AND


( 13 ) 'OLD' IS WHEN..
You really dont think the above Jokes are Funny !

Woman Speak For Dummies !!

The Following Is A small excerpt from the acclaimed Woman speak for Dummies Available at your Finer Book Stores In the US . I hope This helps all Men To be Better Prepared To Face The Daily Woman Challenge !




(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine. ( See # 1 )


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').


(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ( Go Ahead Stupid ! See #4 )


(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' ( For the woman's response refer to # 3. )

(10) The Look: This is NON VERBAL Communication that has the effect of implying the words " Fine" ( see Rule # 1) " Go Ahead " ( See Rule # 4 ) and "WhatEver" ( See Rule # 8 ) At The Same Moment !

I hope that this little Education helps all men to avoid the Look that usually accompanies all the above rules .

I was emailed this by a friend recently , well an exfriend now ! LOL

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A loaf of bread
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.''

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk as to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: ''Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?''

The drunk replied,

''Cause you're ugly.''

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Gonna Be A BEAR

My Wife Said I Had To Post This , So I Am Doing So UNDER PROTEST

In this Life , I am a WOMAN .

In My NEXT Life , I wanna come back as a Bear

REASONS :

( 1 ) When Your A BEAR you get to Sleep For 6 Months ! Its GOOD !

( 2 ) Before You Sleep You Get To Eat Yourself Stupid ! Its GOOD !

( 3 ) When You Have Cubs, You Have Them ( They Are The Size Of A Walnut ) WHILE you SLEEP , and When You Wake Up They Are Partially Grown , Cute and Cuddly. Its GOOD !

( 4 ) Everyone KNOWS You Mean Business , You Can SWAT ANYONE Who Messes With Your Cubs, And If The Cubs Get Out Of Line , You Can SWAT Them Too. Its GOOD !

( 5 ) Poppa Bear EXPECTS You To Wake Up Growling , Have Hairy Legs And Excess Body Fat !

ITS REAL GOOD !

YEP I'M COMMIN BACK AS A BEAR !!!!!

TAGGED HUH

The Rotten MilkMaid Has Seen To It In Her Infinate (dubious) Wisdom To Tag Me !

So Before I Start PHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT to you !!

Ok

1. What were you doing 10 yrs ago?
I was Sitting Through a Lamaz Class watching the look on my Wifiepoos face when they showed her the videos about what was about to happen ! She Looked at Me and Looked Down and Said , I WILL KILL U !

2. 5 Things to do on my list today ?
( a ) Wake up
( b ) Scratch
( c ) Cuddle wifiepoo & Shortleggs
( d ) Open Coffeeshop
( e ) Harrass the sassy waitress who never seems to be at work on time cause she is always to busy making pictures at the zoo and telling everybody how wonderfull the milkman is !

3. Favorite Snack
Would have to say Little Pecan Pies

4. If I Were A Millionaire
I would spend vast amounts of Money trying to hide from all the COUSINS that would come crawling outa the woodwork wanting a hand out ! AND id be on a beach somewhere drinking a drink with a lil umbrella stickin outa the top and watchin the Punkins Jiggle by !

5. Places Ive Lived
Up North and Down South
( Souths Better , way to cold up there )
( of course the cold does tend to make Punkin Stems Harder )

6. Tag 5 people
( a ) Him
( b ) Her
( c ) Them
( d ) and the Other Guy

So There ya sassy MilkMaid !!!! LOLOLOL

BAILOUT ?? BULLBISCUITS!!

Now , before I get started , let me FIRST say . I am not discussing Politics here ! I don't discuss Politics Or Religion on this blog.

What I am Talking about is Economics.



I am all for helping the economy get back on its feet , and if the bailout is the way to go then okay.

HOWEVER



I am not for people walking away from this with large sums of cash on hand.



Example



I own a business , and once in my life i did have to file Bankruptcy .



When THAT happened , I lost EVERYTHING



I walked away with the clothes on my back basically.



Now , any company that files Bankruptcy will basically deal with the same outcome , as John Q Public , we don't get bailouts .



SO , If we are going to pay to have this bailout , why are the BIG BOYS who caused this mess walking away with large sums of cash.

Basically what has happened here is WALL STREET COMPANY'S are BANKRUPT.



The Pecker woods who are behind this mess SHOULD lose everything they have ! JUST LIKE JOHN Q PUBLIC would.



I know this is a basic look at the situation , and that there are dissenting ideas. However that's the point of a blog.



Make me feel better , lets see some of the WALL STREET BIG BOYS losing everything they have to help finance this and let me see some of THEM saying " You want fries with that " and stop giving large sums of money to the SAME people who created this mess!!



THAT would make me feel better about digging deeper in MY pockets

You may not like my opinion, But I don't care ! Its my sandbox and I'll pee in it if I want